he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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