Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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