every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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