dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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