if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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