I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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