there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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