i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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