i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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