started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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