I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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