Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The ass gains better be worth it
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