sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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