i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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