i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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