It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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