She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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