she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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