I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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