i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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