Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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