no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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