was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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