I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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