Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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