take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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