Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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