No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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