a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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