Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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