Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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