I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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