SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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