You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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