you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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