nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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