Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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