Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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