so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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