Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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