Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just had sex on a roof
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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