To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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