Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
