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Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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