I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Come see our sink grown plant.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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