did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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