Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
