The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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