Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
being pregnant is like rehab
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
