my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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