the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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