i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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