Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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