You really coming over, don't trick.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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