I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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