forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just tell him i said nine months
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize