it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
